tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63789613599522995192024-03-05T16:35:15.435+01:00El Rincón de IsidoroSi puedes leer esto, no necesitas gafasISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.comBlogger366125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-81363692910278808512018-08-19T22:16:00.001+02:002018-08-19T22:16:51.676+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (100ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Era
un policía tan malo que sólo pilló a un panadero con las manos en
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿A
vosotros no os pasa, que cuando cerráis los ojos, lo veis todo
negro?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
una mujer dice que no, es que no, salvo que sea que sí, pero diga
que no por no decir sí, para que sea sí, aunque no lo diga y diga
no.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
hablo a mi caballo y no me hace caso. Claro, como tiene los cascos
puestos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Había
una vez un pavo real, y uno de mentira.</span></span></span></div>
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a pesar de llevar zapatos de cristal, y perder uno, escapó del
príncipe y huyó en una calabaza gigante.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¿Seguro?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Eso dicen.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un loro, y voy a enseñarle a que diga mi nombre, y si no
se lo aprende, le diré a todo el mundo que yo me llamo; Grrr.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Y
sólo con verme, el adivino supo que estaba mal del hígado. Fue un
asunto telehepático.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
récord del mundo de lanzamiento de boomerang está en 0 metros.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
mis cálculos no me fallan, lo primero es lo primero.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un derrame en el ojo derecho, pero no pienso ir al médico, porque
igual me cuesta un ojo de la cara.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
oveja es el animal más indiferente: todo le res bala.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
más emocionante que he hecho hoy, ha sido comerme un yogur 3
segundos antes de que caduque.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Acabo
de sufrir un infarto y os lo digo con todo el dolor de mi corazón.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Poco
se habla de lo buen futbolista que era el rey Midas, ni de todos lo
balones de oro que tenía.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Como
en los supermercados no aceptan talones, siempre entro de puntillas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
gato llega a casa oliendo a Whiskas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
no frenas a tiempo sales mal parado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
Arnold Schwarzenegger de pequeño acababa de escribir su nombre, era
ya la hora de recoger el examen.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
2 horas dándole patadas a un eucalipto y no cae ni un caramelo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
suerte esta echada. Por favor no la despertéis.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los 9 años yo hacía el pino para aparentar 6.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Las
gallinas pican entre horas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
mejor para no tropezar con la piedra del camino es viajar en
apisonadora.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Odio
los laberintos por que no me gusta meterme en líos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
os lo vais a creer, pero hoy he visto una sirena en el mar. Y a unos
cien metros estaba la ambulancia flotando.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Quieres una pastilla Juanola?</span></span></span></div>
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No, gracias Pedroadios.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Coger
a un toro por los cuernos es una solución un poco rara. Ojo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
sobre que tiene encima otro sobre, en realidad no son 2 sobres, sino
3, porque es "sobre sobre sobre".</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
viajo al futuro a una velocidad de 60 segundos por minuto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
tan mala suerte que fijo que salto al vacío y lo pillo lleno.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
voy a hacer un tatuaje en el que ponga: la letra con sangre entra.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
sé para qué me he comprado una Roulotte, es cara y vana.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
cambiaría lo de las puertas, en lugar de "Tirar o empujar"
pondría "Pa' Ti o Pa' Fuera", ya verás como no habría
tantos problemas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi libro “Gente con la cara en forma de pera", hablo de la
gente que tiene la cara con forma de pera.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Tenéis
cadmio de 5€?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Sí, pero platino.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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O sodio a todos.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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JAJA era bromo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Yodo le veo la gracia.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Níquel tú fueras gracioso.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hoy
he aprendido a hacer el pino, lo único que no me sale bien es lo de
dar piñas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
café con leche es una bebida mulata.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Eso
de "el amor es ciego" debería estar escrito en braille.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">UN
MOMENTO. Los que leen el Tarot en las teles locales y los que les
vemos NO PODEMOS SER AMBOS TELEVIDENTES. O ELLOS O NOSOTROS.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado el libro "Cómo evitar los timos" hace un mes y
todavía no me ha llegado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta "x³ + x² + 3 0" porque es una ecuación sin igual.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un empleado de Apple va mucho al gimnasio, ¿acabará por
applemazarse?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tiene
derecho a peinarse; si no puede domar su pelo, se le asignará una
peluca extraída al azar de este baúl lleno de pelucas viejas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
champús para dar volumen son un engaño. Se me acaba de meter en el
oído un poco mientras me lavaba la cabeza, y ahora no oigo nada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
asociación de jorobados, no tiene derechos.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
haciendo un coleccionable del kiosco que se llama “Aprende a ser
paciente”, y sale uno, cada dos años.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Según
mi reloj de arena, son las montoncito en punto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todos
seríamos más felices si trabajáramos de lo que nos gusta. Pero en
mi caso es muy difícil encontrar trabajo de macarrones con queso.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he encontrado el death note y lo primero que he hecho ha sido apuntar
mi nombre para que se sepa que es mio.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
que pasó fue que al arquitecto de La torre de Pisa se la encargaron
en cursiva.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
disimular que tartamudeo me visto de rapero.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
vecino enloqueció a las 3.00 de la mañana, dándole golpes a todo,
pero como yo no me meto en la vida de nadie, seguí muy tranquilo
tocando mi trompeta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Iba
a usar la lejía como colirio, por suerte he leído lo de evitar el
contacto con los ojos. Menos mal.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
ves un trineo tirado por huskies que te adelanta a más de 35 km/h,
no lo dudes; es un Perrari.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ewan</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Qué?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Mcgregor de verte.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vivo
con la duda de cómo se escribe "No tocar" en Braille.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
jamón de bellota y al lomo ibérico embuchado los llaman
"entremeses", porque sólo se comen a finales de diciembre
y principios de enero.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Que
si tengo que ir al Monte del Destino por vosotros, voy, eh. Que a mí
no se me caen los anillos. (Frodo Bolsón)</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
casa de Ryu se comen los yogures antes de que ¡¡KADUUUUUKEN!!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palabras se las lleva el viento, y más si vas en moto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Horco es con hache?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
No, orco es con hacha</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
el patio de mi casa es particular y cuando llueve se moja, como los
demás. ¿Qué tiene de particular?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palabras se las lleva el viento, pero no los camiones. Los camiones
pesan bastante.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
nombre completo de Cupido es Cupido O'Cupiese</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cuál
es el pez que hace SHHHHH? ¡El pescado frito!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
que inventó la velocidad en los barcos y la altura en los aviones,
se inspiró atándose los zapatos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
gallina cobarde, ¿es doblemente gallina?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un canódromo es donde corren los canes, ¿un palíndromo es donde
corren los palos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
cae mal esa gente que usa palabras rebuscadas para aparentar que es
culta. Me parece de lo más pletóricos, lechuguinos y arlequinescos.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
venido a dejar tres puntos bien claros: · · ·</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Este
año me he matriculado a clases de bombardeo, pero no suelo ir.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
bueno de ser alemán es no tener que aprender alemán</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
aparcado pese al cartel de “NO APARCAR, LLAMAMOS GRÚA”. A mi me
da igual que me llamen grúa, que estupidez.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Decir
“perdón” es fácil. Lo difícil es diferenciar a chinos de
coreanos, coreanos de japoneses, japoneses de chinos... Y así.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
bueno de no tener ni idea de nada, es que si asientes con la cabeza
en el momento justo de la conversación, quedas como un crack.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
pesca es un proceso que se da cuando un hombre y un pez tienen hambre
a la vez</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Sabías
que el "OK" girado es un muñequito?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Clark
Kent, ¿qué haces vestido de Superman?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡Mierda, las gafas! Me las quito.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eh, Superman, ¿qué has hecho con Clark Kent? Estaba aquí.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
pugno por un puesto dos veces... ¿soy re-pugnante?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hemos
perdido un motor. Pero no se alarmen, vamos en bici. ¿Y por qué
estoy hablando solo?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Así
es la vida del tramposo, unas veces se gana y otras también.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
oscuridad brilla por su ausencia.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
la venganza se sirve fría, ¿por qué no está el hombre de hielo en
los Vengadores?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
viajes al centro de la tierra , las semanas en globo , y la vueltas
al mundo se miden en Julios</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Les
recomiendo que empiecen por plantar un árbol y escribir un libro,
porque después de tener un hijo no se puede hacer más nada.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
dos trenes se cruzan se preguntan si habrán dado la respuesta
correcta al problema.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siempre
digo "Dame ese martillo", como frase para romper el hielo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
62% de los españoles no saben de estadística. El 59% restante,
tampoco mucho</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
día que tenga una niña le pondré nombre de planta. Por ejemplo:
"Segunda"</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
montado una casa del árbol con los palos que me ha dado la vida.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
tapón del champán es como una bala fracasada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
llamo Esther y me apellido Nocleidomastoideo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
Normandía inventaron el normando a distancia.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
no sería capaz de trabajar en una dulcería, porque no me gustan los
dulces, y para estar viendo algo que no me gusta, pues...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
panaderos y los que fabrican pistolas tienen en común en que los dos
hacen ¡¡pan!!</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué en la película “Solo en casa”, el cámara sólo grababa al
chico en lugar de llamar a la policía?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
encanta mi trabajo en la Biblioteca Pública, porque todos los días
libro.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Creía
que estaba funcionando el crece-uñas pero resulta que compré un
encoge-manos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
llamamos "mando a distancia" pero nos empeñamos en tenerlo
cerca. Nos merecemos todo lo que nos pase.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
son 3,14 ratas en el mar? πratas del Caribe!!!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
gato se ha comido una paloma entera; ahora tiene 7 vidas y pico.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
Gremlins no pueden comer después de medianoche. Vale. Pero, ¿a
partir de qué hora pueden volver a comer?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
ingleses contables llevan siempre una mesa encima.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un dragón. Tiene cara de hámster, cuerpo de hámster, patas de
hámster, tamaño de hámster... pero os aseguro que es un dragón.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Eso
de que “los árboles no dejan ver el bosque” se le ocurrió a un
leñador.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
me ha roto la ducha y me he tenido que duchar gota a gota. Ha sido
agotador.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué al abrir una puerta que suena mucho, ponemos caras raras para
que no suene tanto? ¿Poniendo esas caras suena menos?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
clave está en mirar a la izquierda del pentagrama.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
una empresa abstracta, el economista o contable es la intención,
porque la intención es lo que cuenta.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Bah,
los palíndromos no son tan difíciles si is selicífid nat nos on
somordnílap sol, hab.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">CONSPIRACIÓN:
El hombre lobo, la momia, el zombi, la bruja... Estaban todos en el
ajo, menos el vampiro.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cada
oreja con su pareja... (No válido para pintores postimpresionistas
holandeses).</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
diciendo chorradas casi desde antes de empezar a hablar.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Como
diría un escarabajo pelotero: "Tengo que dejar esta mierda".</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estudiar
para ser velociraptor te abrirá muchas puertas en la vida.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
ciempiés es el único animal capaz de tropezarse 50 veces con la
misma piedra.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Gato
prevenido vale por catorce.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
algún día recojo a la chica de la curva, dejaré que conduzca ella,
no creo que sea tan tonta de estrellarse dos veces en el mismo sitio.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Equivocarse
es de humanos, rectificar es de sabios y hacer brrrm brrrmmm es de
tractores.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
Houdini no lo parieron, se escapó de la matriz. ¿Cómo se zafó del
cordón umbilical? No se sabe. Magia.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sé
hablar castellano en más de 200 países.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
haces un poema de una línea sobre galaxias y planetas, ¿es un
universo?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
quince días sin lavarme las manos, porque mañana tengo una
entrevista de trabajo en un taller mecánico.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Buenos
días a la mitad del mundo!!!!... Buenas noches a la otra mitad!!!...
Cuando unos trabajan otros duermen... Siempre es así...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aprender
Inglés es fácil si sabes HOW</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
mejores lugares para ver las estrellas son en los hoteles de cinco.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
tampoco creo en los horóscopos, pero cuando dicen el mío estoy
atento.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Arbusto:
planta leñosa de cierto porte que no se yergue sobre un solo fuste,
sino que ramifica desde la base. ¿Seguro que está a gusto?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
al leer un libro electrónico te duele la cabeza, tómate un
ebookprofeno.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
sido abducido por los extraterrestres, ahora me siento ovnipotente.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi libro "Aprende a concretar" explico cosas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
alcohólico tiene poderes tele hepáticos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
China usan (¦ en vez de (:</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
tres cosas mas difíciles de decir: 1) Parangaricutirimícuaro 2)
Esternocleidomastoideo 3) Oye tienes un moco.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
sé qué sentido tiene comprar las entradas de cine por Internet.
Luego tienes que quitarte el pijama y darte el viaje igual.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
llama liga ASOBAL porque a los 10 minutos de partido te quedas frito.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
hamburguesa preferida por Shakespeare, la Mac Beth.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿A
qué temperatura debe estar el aceite para freír puñetas, de manera
que se hagan bien por dentro y no se quemen por fuera?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Acabo
de comprobar que mi reloj es sumergible a 100 metros. Mis oídos no.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siempre
me pregunto, si hay algún día del año, en el que nadie cumpla
años.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
encierras a un mimo en una celda, se pasará el día simulando que
corre libre por el campo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Mamá, ¿me dejas hacer puenting?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡No!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡Pero mis amigos lo hacen!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Y si tus amigos se tiran por un puente, tú también lo haces?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
A ver..</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un hombre puede tener almorranas, ¿una rana puede tener almohombres?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palomitas al enfriarse tendrían que volver a ser granos de maíz. Y
lo sabéis.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
acabo de comprar un edredón por el nórdico precio de 20€.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
ciertas aves, los finales felices son su perdición.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-35779570133058238932018-06-29T12:35:00.001+02:002018-06-29T12:35:27.543+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (98ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un coche tiene 6 marchas.... ¿es un coche muy marchoso?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
sé vosotros, pero yo no iría a un psiquiatra ni loco.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
vida es eso que pasa mientras lees esta frase.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
ranas disparan con balas de frogeo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Puedo
atravesar las paredes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cómo
lo haces?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Por las puertas.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Otro
de mis superpoderes es hacerme entender en 5 idiomas haciendo señas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">«Todavía
no he encontrado a mi medio pez», dijo la sirena, deprimida.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
curioso que se llame “volante” en casi todos los vehículos menos
en los aviones. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Bueno,
en trenes, motocicletas, quads, bicicletas, segways y carruajes
tampoco, pero la idea es la misma.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Tú de dónde eres?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
De Madeira</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Anda, como Pinocho.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuenta
la leyenda que cuando dos mudos discuten entre ellos se fragua el
baile del verano.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
ABBA eran cuatro, ¿quién hacía las fotos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta pensar que las personas con Parkinson en realidad no tiemblan,
sino que se ven así porque son fotogramas con fallos en Matrix.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Os
he tendido una trampa. Cuando esté seca la plancháis.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Buenos
días – No es correcto. Rebote.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Seré
breve, conciso, escueto, corto, estricto, preciso, parco, exacto,
justo, rápido, fugaz, pronto, sobrio, escaso, sutil, leve...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
hay peor ciego que el que no quiere beer.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
voy a cortar el pelo a lo Star Wars; un look Skywalker.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
trenes de los paises orientales tienen una locomotora y un vagong.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sería
genial una mando a distancia para usar el mando a distancia cuando
está lejos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Qué
fracciones ni qué 8/4.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta ir al Corte Inglés a llenar un carro con los trajes más
caros, para que la gente crea que soy rico, y luego lo dejo por ahí
y me voy.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
muera, quiero irme en paz como hizo mi abuelo, durante la siesta y no
gritando como el resto de pasajeros que iban en su coche.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
río de Janeiro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
mejor para matar la sed es meter una pistola en un vaso de agua.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
barcos cuando llegan al muelle, ¿rebotan?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
una persona tiene paperas, ¿también tiene pa'manzanas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un canario lleva el reloj con la hora de la península. ¿Es un
hombre adelantado a su tiempo?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
como una cabra, así que en vez de ir al médico, voy a ir al
veterinario.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Eufórico,
el caracol tiró la casa por la ventana. Se mató en el acto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
un escritor de drama: me pongo a llorar por no ponerme a escribir.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cómo
me aburren los espectáculos de hipnotizadores. La última vez que
fui a uno me quedé dormido y todo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nadie
es turista en su tierra.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
siete pecados capitales son la pereza y otros seis que a ver si
alguien puede mirarlos y decirme cuáles son.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dice
la leyenda que poco antes de morir ves toda tu vida como una
película. Quedaría redondo si además, mueres arrollado por un
trailer.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
pulpo no debería andarse con medias tintas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
visto mi vida pasar por delante de mis ojos y ni me ha saludado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he reinventado a mí mismo y ahora me sobran piezas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
quiosquero siempre tiene La Razón.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
nunca tiro nada, porque hace poco me puse malo, tenía tos, y me tomé
un jarabe, estaba caducado, no me quitó la tos, pero me quitó la
que tenía en Navidades. Por eso yo cuando estoy malo, me tomo
medicinas caducadas, porque creo que lo más importante es prevenir.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
egocentrismo se me ocurrió a mí</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he encontrado 30€ en la página 87 de una búsqueda de Google.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
libros de Arquímedes te enganchan desde el principio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
una carrera contra el tiempo, me ganaron los segundos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ami
tanvien me daña la bista ber algunas faltas de hortografia.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿En
cuánto tiempo quedan bien fritos unos espárragos? Es para un amigo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
varias horas con dos polos opuestos, de fresa y de limón, y ni se
atraen ni se repelen ni nada. Se derriten. Me hace replantearme
cosas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
diseñado una moto ecológica alimentada con garbanzos, no contamina
absolutamente nada porque no funciona.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Síndrome
de Down es equivalente a Cóndrome de Up.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-82584885840793701392018-05-24T20:30:00.000+02:002018-05-24T20:30:10.741+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (97ª PARTE)
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Usar
piezas de Lego para hacer una figura de un famoso monstruo escocés,
¿es hacer un muñeco del monstruo del Lego Ness?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
único producto 100 x 100 natural que conozco es 10.000.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
estoy triste, pienso en un Tyrannosaurus Rex intentando atarse los
cordones de las zapatillas, y se me pasa.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
amigo mío me dijo; </span></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Yo tengo un canario que me dice mi nombre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eso no es ningún mérito, porque tú te llamas Pío.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día expulsaron del supermercado a la piña colada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
padre del príncipe azul es el Blue- Ray.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Van
dos fantasmas y se cae el del médium.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
tostada siempre cae por el lado de la mantequilla, por eso es mejor
untarlas con paté.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
saber si un pájaro es hembra o macho, tienes que darle mucho de
comer. Si se pone gordo es macho y si se pone gorda es hembra.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">De
los creadores del “abrefácil” y el “antimanchas”, llega a
los supermercados: “la caja rápida”.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
fútbol son 11 contra 11, no hay rival pequeño, excepto si juegas
contra hobbits.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
costó un ojo de la cara la pata de palo, compré con todo el loro
del mundo una calavera, ahora, abordo consecuencias.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
perrito caliente es el mejor amigo del hambre.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
tomarse un Magnum de chocolate, un Cornetto de fresa y Pirulo
Tropical, ¿hay que llamar a la embajada de Laos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">César
llevaba chanclas, porque era Julio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
horchata se escribiese sin hache, ¿se diría orcata?</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
te cases con un teclado, que tiene mucho caracter.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vivimos
en un mundo en el que alguien es capaz de llamar Steve a un ciego. A
mí ya no me sorprende nada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Comparto
los materiales de dibujo con mis dos hermanos. A veces nos peleamos,
por una simple regla de tres.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">VVVVV
VVV V Racimo de uves.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Más
sabe el diablo por su máster en administración y dirección de
fincas y bienes inmuebles de familiares de altos cargos, que por
diablo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Toser
o no toser. Eso es congestión... ~Hamlet, Siglo XXI</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
se mueren los insectos, ¿van hacia la luz?</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
luchador de sumo en las Olimpiadas Matemáticas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
zombies, cuando madrugan, tienen cara de humano.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
mejor método para ligar, es ponerse al lado de una puerta de salida,
y cuando se acerque una chica, decirle que si quiere salir contigo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hablando
se entiende la gente. Sin embargo asando castañas pues no, por poner
un ejemplo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
más sincero que he hecho nunca es contar del uno al nueve.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¡Me
han cogido en la universidad de Oxford!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eso te pasa por listo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
fui a McDonalds y el dependiente me preguntó "¿Le pongo
salsa?", dije que sí y acabamos todos bailando.. Al final ni
cenamos ni nada</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi libro "rebota, rebota, y en tu culo explota", hablo de
como llevar una discusión con madurez.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Paradójicamente
un “abre fácil” es un “cierra difícil”.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quién
roba wifi a un ladrón, tiene mil megas de perdón.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
leyendo una biografía basada en hechos reales.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
hago los 100 metros lisos en 5 segundos, porque he encontrado un
atajo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
Corte Inglés debería llamarse The English Cut.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cada
vez que me piden dinero, me tiro a la piscina, porque ante el vicio
de pedir, está la virtud de nadar.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
reloj tiene un tic.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he subido a una montaña rusa. Qué bien se ve Moscú desde aquí.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Según
un estudio muy fiable que me acabo de inventar, los calvos tienen las
ideas más descabelladas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
primera película de Star Wars debería haberse llamado: "El
Imperio se defiende y el Jedi se va".</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"Estas
son mis zapatillas. Vaya, no me las puedo desabrochar. Uf, por fin,
qué alivio." Presentación, nudo y desenlace.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tenía
una regla mnemotécnica para recordar el nombre de la familia a la
que pertenecen los cuervos, pero se me ha olvidado. Córvido más
tonto.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
somos?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¡Médicos!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¿զᵘᵉ զᵘᵉʳᵉᵐºˢ?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¡ռթ lթ է</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ﻪ</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ъεოթէ!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¿lεս</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">รﻪ</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">է
</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ﻪรﻪ</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ъεէ
զ</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ﻪรﻪ
</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ք</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ﻪ८</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ε?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¡</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ج
ك</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">m
</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">فا
جي</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">m</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ف
جفي</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">o</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span lang="hi-IN"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">ف
ف</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">o!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
te presentan a un mago, lo correcto es decir “Encantado”.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cien
por cien es igual a algodón.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
el ejército es imposible que se caigan al suelo, porque van todos
soldados.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
hipopótamos van a bailar a la hipoteca.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
gusanos van todos los días a darle una vuelta a la manzana.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
poderes psíquicos, aunque son una birria. Por ejemplo, puedo
adivinar que mañana el número premiado de la lotería no será el
43629</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
devuelto mi reloj por falta de huso.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
las mariposas baten sus alas, ¿por qué no se convierten en
pasteles?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
escribiendo un libro que se titula; “</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Cómo
quitarse la sed en dos sencillos vasos”.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
me llaméis a las 25:00h o a las 26:00h. Que no son horas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
se pierde una batalla, es mejor buscarla.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Voy
a hacer un juego de palabras con el mar... ¡¡SEA COMO SEA!!</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Otra
de las ventajas de morir joven, es que te ahorras muchos años de
achaques.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Y
con orín colorado, mis riñones se han dañado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
disléxicos también somos persianas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
un perro hace bricolaje y coge un taladro, ¿podemos decir que
taladrando?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
voy a hacer cubitos de hielo, se me olvida la receta.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
que canta números en el Bingo, siempre va a su bola.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
y mola más, pero la i tiene su punto.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ardo
en deseos de encontrar un extintor.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cualquier
día cojo el material radioactivo, y no me volvéis a ver el pelo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
Batman fuese médico diría ''Hola, soy Batman el caballero, os
curo''</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
agua es vida, porque sin agua no hay café.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cervantes
fue a la Batalla de Lepanto a echar una mano.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palabras se las lleva el viento.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todo
cuerpo sumergido en el agua, experimenta un empuje hacia arriba,
durante aproximadamente un minuto, y patalea.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
broncear el alma, hay que tomar el soul.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
inventado un lavavajillas que no gasta agua. Sólo tomate frito. Lo
malo es, que en vez de lavar los platos, pues... los llena de tomate
frito.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eva.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Dime Adán.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Me enseñas a bailar sevillanas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Es muy fácil, atiende: Cojo la manzana, la miro, la como, la tiro y
la piso.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Retina,
pupila, iris, córnea y cristalino. Ojo con eso.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuanto
más estudia un astronauta, más posibilidades tiene de acabar
suspendido.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
pingüinos cuando van al bar, siempre piden licor del polo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estuve
a punto de ganar el concurso “El tío con más sueño del mundo”,
pero el día de la final no fui, porque me quedé dormido.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he leído la bibliografía de Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, desde el
principito hasta el finalito.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
bueno de ser un gnomo, es que si te compras un móvil, le puedes dar
un uso coherente a la almohadilla.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
paracaídas debería llamarse amortiguacaídas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Trabajé
en una empresa india, pero me echaron muy pronto por no llevar la
hindúmentaria obligatoria.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
robado un cartel de "Prohibido hablar con el conductor" por
si me paran a soplar en un control.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
sabes contar hasta nueve, ya puedes resolver un sudoku.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pues
me llamo Migue, antes era Miguel. Lo que pasa que al hacer un año de
carnet me quitaron la L.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
leche ser cortó ¿y ahora queserá?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Cómo se dice bicicleta en inglés?</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Es bicycle</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Será básico, pero yo no lo sé.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
trabajo soñado es contar ovejas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todo
el mundo sabe que la única cura, para el dolor por impacto de mueble
contra dedo meñique, es dar vueltas en circulo a la pata coja.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yó
póngó tódás lás tíldés.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Esto
es un pequeño paso para el hombre, pero un gran paso para un hobbit.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
escrito un libro, y he dibujado un dedo en la primera página. Es el
índice.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
inventado un piano que al tocarlo suena como una flauta. Tiene la
forma y las características de una flauta. Pero es un piano.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
me diesen a elegir un superpoder, sin dudarlo elegiría, el de
amargarle la vida a la gente, mediante cantos gregorianos
telepáticos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
pingüinos toman sus decisiones con cabeza fría.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
pingüino que vivía en el Polo Norte, se muda al Polo Sur porque es
bipolar.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Puede
morir una chica de 18 años por usar una crema que le hace 20 años
más joven?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Irónico
es que en el festival de Cannes no participen perros.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta cuando callas, porque eres una percha de madera, y lo raro
sería que hablaras.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gustan los huesos rellenos de aceitunas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
un 6 y un 4 hago la cara de tu retrato. Y en su defecto un 64 o un
46.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
forense. En ocasiones veo muertos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Os
habéis dado cuenta que esternocleidomastoideo al revés es igual de
largo?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aún
sigo esperando a que me digan qué es blanco por dentro y verde por
fuera.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
es malo llorar con las películas. Es normal tener sentimientos. Yo
lloré cuando Terminator 2 se hundió en acero hirviendo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
sé casi perfecto el funcionamiento de las sillas plegables.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
no quiero saludar a alguien que me cae mal, hago que me caigo, y me
parto la pierna, y me alejo de él arrastrándome con los brazos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
le dice un mimo a otro? "…"</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
mayor virtud es que soy muy constante. Soy muy constante según qué
días. Unos días soy muy constante y otros no.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
soberbia pereza envidio la lujuriosa ira de tu avara gula.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dos
no discuten si uno es sordomudo, y el otro es un trozo de césped.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he encontrado un mp3 en la acera pero no se oye bien. Bueno en
realidad no era un mp3, era un cuenco con anchoas. Pero no se oye
bien.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ojalá
no tuviese dientes, para ir siempre sonriendo, y dar asco a todo el
mundo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
películas de terror me gusta verlas en mi coche, porque por la
carretera hay quitamiedos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
leo "Abrir aquí", abro por el otro lado, nada más que
para demostrar quien es el jefe.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vaya,
me ha dicho el médico que debería tomar más vitamina C, porque si
no tomo suficiente vitamina C, puede que esté falto de vitamina C.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
días intentando convencerme a mí mismo, de que una sardina jamás
será tan grande como un tractor, pero es que me da mucha lástima.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
día menos pensado me afeitaré las cejas, para deambular por la vida
creando confusión por mi inexpresión, ante cualquier problema.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hoy
me he aprendido los criterios de
divilisid..disibilid..dibilisi..bisidivilid..divibisiblid...bah da
igual.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
hombre armado de unos 35 años y 1'85m. de estatura ha intentado
robar una joyería. La policía ha logrado reducirlo. Ahora mide 1'65
m.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
bombo es mucho más grande que un bombón. Pero eh, a muerte con la
coherencia del lenguaje.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
alérgico al aceite a 300ºC. Me salen ronchas.</span></span></span></div>
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tiene un Sméagol, tiene un tesoro... Mi tesoroooo...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
extraño que "polisemia" solo signifique una cosa.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
el gen de ponerme una tirita en el dedo, y volverme inútil.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
en Granada graniza, ¿en Palencia paliza?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
prisas no son ni buenas ni malas: son rápidas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cómo
llamaban a Gandhi con 2 años? ¿Pequeñhi?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
confundir el Eyjafjallajökull (volcán) con el Eyjafjallajökull
(glaciar). El contexto puede resultar clave.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Creo
que... voy a... llorar. Ah, no, era un estornudo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿A
nadie se le ha ocurrido picar con un palo al Mar Muerto, para ver si
está muerto, o sólo se está haciendo el dormido?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
han dado una poesía como si cualquier prosa, y vengo a declamar.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tras
una primera investigación sobre el brote de gastroenteritis en el
cuartel, han quedado algunos cabos sueltos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
espacios ¿juntan las palabras o las separan?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
mala de 101 dálmatas fue al médico a recoger unos análisis, y le
dijeron que andaba escasa de glóbulos blancos, ahora es Cruella
Débil.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Noticia:
Un hombre lobo participa en una prueba de atletismo, queda segundo y
muere cuando le ponen la medalla de plata.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
artes marciales las inventaron dos sordomudos, que se pusieron a
discutir y llegaron a las manos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tuve
que dejar de escuchar aquella música, porque melodía mucho la
cabeza.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
gente que pita en los atascos, supongo que grita en la cola de la
carnicería.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
truco para cocinar saltamontes a la plancha, es colocar una plancha
detrás de un monte.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">PALÍNDROMO
DIFÍCIL DE COMPROBAR: Ore, pop, oro, pop, oro, pop: poropopó,
poropo, poropopero...</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
ducho con agua súper caliente, porque me han dicho que me falta un
hervor.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
hombre invisible está por ver.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
hecho el curso de "Aprende inglés con 1000 palabras" y
ahora sé 1000 palabras en inglés.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
ovejita se balanceaba sobre.. No, así no era...</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
perro, el mejor amigo del hombre, que se caga en el pasillo y tú lo
pisas yendo en calcetines. Pues ya no es mi amigo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
dos perros que se llaman "Producción" y "Maquillaje".
Me siento como una estrella de Hollywood, todo el día ¡PRODUCCIÓÓÓN!
¡MAQUILLAJEEEE!</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
un universo paralelo hay estrellas pidiendo deseos al paso de
personas fugaces.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Economicemos
palabras: "Venirse arriba" es "Subir". ¿No?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Muerto
el perro, se acabó el perro.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los fantasmas se les pegan las sábanas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
bue si bre dos vec bue.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Podemos
subir por la escalera, pero yo me inclino más por hacerlo por la
rampa.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
tenistas deben ser vegetarianos, porque van locos por conseguir una
ensaladera.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-7406564650992403982018-01-18T13:21:00.000+01:002018-01-18T13:21:17.169+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (93ª PARTE)
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
h es muda, hasta que aprende inglés.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
chinos nos miran en 16:9</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
mirror en el espejo y no me reconozco.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todos
los cominos llevan aroma.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Caballeros,
antes de que asaltéis el castillo, que dice mi Rey que de qué
queréis el aceite hirviendo de ¿Oliva virgen extra o de Girasol?</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Memoria
era sinónimo de algo...</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
paradas de autobús, ¿van también a sellar al INEM cada mes?</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Marihuana
se escribe con "h" inter-calada.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un reloj con fotofinish, para estos tiempos que corren.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
nadie os ha lanzado nunca un beso, probad el truco del espejo.
Triste, pero efectivo.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
caníbal come vegetarianos cuando está a dieta.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
inmadurez es el Peter Pan nuestro de cada día.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
hijo del diablo nace con el pandemónium bajo el brazo.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
siameses vienen de Estados Unidos, obviamente.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quizás
haya una palabra a la que le quites una letra, y siga significando lo
mismo, quizá...</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Debe
de ser cierto que a las plantas les agrada la música, porque para su
subsistencia el sol es clave.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Disculpe, ¿es usted el titular de la línea?</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Que cansino eres con la broma, la última vez que usamos los Walkie
Talkies.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
podíais haber avisado, de que en los ascensores se habla del tiempo
que hace en la calle, y no del que hace dentro del ascensor.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los presos los visten con pijamas a rayas, para ver si vestidos de
rejas no se escapan.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
realidad las 3:14 no es la hora pi.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
buscado la palabra "indefinida" en el diccionario, y
resulta que sí que está definida. Indignante.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
acabo de dar cuenta de que “Pasapalabra” es contraseña en
inglés.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuidado
con el plato que está muy caliente, el que guisa no es traidor.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Este
caso de sinestesia me suena de haberlo visto antes.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ningún
pájaro ha logrado sacar las manos de las mangas de las alas, salvo
el murciélago.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
más terrible del perro con bozal, es que no puede bostezar.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tenía
tan mala memoria, que se olvidó que tenía mala memoria, y comenzó
a recordarlo todo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
anuncian por el altavoz que se ha perdido un niño, siempre pienso
que ese niño soy yo.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
pasas son uvas octogenarias.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
gong es un platillo viudo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
calvo le sirve el peine para hacerse cosquillas paralelas.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
Pensador de Rodin es un ajedrecista, a quien le han quitado la mesa.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
hay nada más perfecto que el pluscuamperfecto.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
un crimen ponerle tilde a crímen.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
buzón de Correos, preocupado por su futuro, fue a que le echaran las
cartas.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
i es el dedo meñique del alfabeto.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
pensaba que el punto era indivisible, hasta que descubrí el arco de
medio punto.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
gallinas son tartamudas.</span></span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-79485474130154129802017-12-20T12:52:00.000+01:002017-12-20T12:52:02.793+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (92ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
único libro de autoayuda es el diccionario.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
libros gordos deberían hacer dieta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
Luna ha dicho que ya no va a comer más, porque está llena.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
me gusta dejar las cosas para el último día, así que esta noche me
comeré las uvas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
parece poco preciso eso de "Una imagen vale más que mil
palabras." Que digan cuantas exactamente. El pueblo debe saber.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
es escuchar un diapasón, y ya me pongo a tono.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
bueno de los smartphones, es que aunque pierda nueve dedos en las
manos, escribiré a la misma velocidad, y nadie notará mi
minusvalía.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nacer
me cambió la vida.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ojo
por ojo... ¡vaya, ya se me ha vuelto a olvidar la tabla del ojo! </span></span></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">“</span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Abrevia
los caballos”. Y así fue como un disléxico dio lugar a la
aparición de los ponis.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuanerdo
de bitároca: voy merojando de mi lisdexia.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
emperatriz más positiva era "Sissi"</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
tu vida es una mierda, písala. Te traerá suerte.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
descapotable es un transformer vago.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
árbol genealógico de Naranjito es un naranjo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi reloj los segundos siempre serán los primeros.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tartamudear
es hablar en cómodos plazos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
malo de tener un amigo hipocondríaco, es que nunca podemos brindar a
su salud.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Después
de hacer manualidades con pegamento, me tiro 3 días saludando como
el doctor Spock.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Inventé
una máquina de matar idiotas, pero la primera vez que intenté
encenderla me hice daño, me asusté y la destruí.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Generalmente
el caníbal muerde la mano que le da de comer.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pensaba
que ya había visto de todo, pero todavía hay cosas que no me entran
en la cabeza, como por ejemplo un calcetín.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
el hombre desciende del mono, ¿la mujer desciende de la monada?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quise
utilizar todos los colores, para no quedarme con las gamas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
fiebre del oso se mide en plantígrados.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
un servívoro.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
amas a alguien déjalo ir, si vuelve, es tuyo, si llama a la policía,
es que nunca lo fue.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
encuentro mi secreto mejor guardado.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">NBA
la comunidad del anillo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
termino de hacer los problemas de matemáticas, siempre bebo agua con
azúcar, porque lo recomiendan para después de hacer ejercicios.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
naranjas se pasan la vida buscando su media persona.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
ü con diéresis son dos íes siamesas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">«En
medio» se escribe en dos palabras; con un espacio en medio.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aprendí
el inglés en 1000 palabras, pero suspendí porque en el examen
pedían una redacción de 1500.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Los
calvos llegan a fin de mes por los pelos?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
cogido al toro por los cuernos, pero se me ha caído, porque pesa
mucho.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
paso las noches en vela, porque no puedo pagar la factura de la luz.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
distancia más corta entre dos puntos es ponerlos los dos juntos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">–
</span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">De
noche todos los gatos pardos son pardos.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">–
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Y
de día.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">–
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Ya,
pero la cuestión no es esa.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
peor defecto que puede uno tener en la vista es, de lejos, la miopía.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
me partes la cara, tendrás siete años de mala suerte, porque la
cara es el espejo del alma, así que no me pegues, o vas a tener mala
suerte.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
toreros no ponen árbol de Navidad, ponen el traje de luces en el
salón.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
extraterrestres que leen muchos libros, vienen del planeta
DeAgostini.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
hipopótamos van a bailar a la hipoteca.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
gusanos van todos los días a darle una vuelta a la manzana.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Últimas
noticias: "Cíclope se estrella contra una farola, tras guiñarle
el ojo a una mujer".</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
A ver diga 33</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
33</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ahora diga 15</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Señor, si no deja de molestarme le echaremos del bingo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
entre la espalda y la pared.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
hay que correr riesgos. Con caminarlos basta.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Giuseppe
dejaba a todos Verdi de la envidia.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Conduzco
el coche a dos ruedas, porque sólo tengo carnet de moto.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Fui
a una playa llena de medusas, y tuve tan mala suerte, que me atacó
un zorro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
ido a un curso de lectura rápida y me han recomendado que lea libros
más cortos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Después
de mí, la jirafa es el animal que más probabilidades tiene de
recibir una colleja.</span></span></span></div>
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ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-4317505029492854172017-11-21T11:46:00.000+01:002017-11-21T11:46:22.508+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (91ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
paradójico que sincero se escriba con cero.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
trabajo conseguí comprar un instrumento musical.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
veterinarios, ¿se van de vacas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
vienen los extraterrestres será para impugnar el certamen de Miss
Universo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Consumo
zumo como un sumo con sumo gusto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
jardineros, ¿se van de rositas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Del
mar, el mero. Y de los años bisiestos ¿el 29 de febrero?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Soy
el único que cuando despierta de un sueño y no puede volver a soñar
eso, cierra los ojos y se imagina lo que hubiera pasado después?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sin
considerar la coma, ¿crees que el número π es capicúa? Razona tu
respuesta</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
le cayó la venda de los ojos y vio que era una momia.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
lees al revés "La ruta natural" te quedas igual.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
compré un queso, se me cayó y tuve que vendarlo. Ya está curado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Soy diestro y escribo con la mano izquierda</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eso es abzurdo</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta flickr, tumblr y usar muchas consonantes.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
las paredes hablasen… se quejarían de la humedad.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
memoria de elefante: ah, cómo añoro la inmensidad de la sabana
africana.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuaderno
bitácora, día 2, no hay café, probaré hacerme un té, o una
infusión con las hojas de este cuaderfrj frj [forcejeo con el
cuaderno]</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
voy a la panadería por la barra libre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Es que soy daltónico.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bueno, yo soy más de Lucky Luck, pero tampoco pasa nada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
Esperanza está harta de ser la última que se pierde.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
viaje al Sol resultó largo Icaro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
perro come pienso, luego existo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-Yo
es que soy de letras. </span></span></span>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-Anda,
como la sopa.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
antes era ludópata, pero ahora casi_no.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta coger la sartén por el mango, que si lo ha puesto ahí el
fabricante por algo será.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tardas
más en aprender a decir correctamente meteorólogo que en hacer la
carrera.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
las fiestas del estanque los patos bailan el "Patito
Chocolatero".</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Me ha picado una serpiente venenosa</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Necesitas ungüento?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡Ay, si! ¡El de Caperucita!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hombres-Lobo
con ropa elástica para no romperla cuando se convierten en lobo, los
llamados Licrántropos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="text-align: justify;">
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya
es hora que los uruguayos actualicen su capital a Montedeuvede.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Bebí
de la fuente de la eterna juventud. Pero se me fue por el otro lado,
y me atraganté. Un desastre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Amigoz,
sez pacientez y no probéiz laz pizzaz nada maz zalid del hodno. El
quezo no eztá rico a 200°.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día fui a una fiesta de disfraces vestido de calle, con sus
farolas, sus bancos, sus árboles...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
tendieron una trampa, y cuando llegué ya se había secado.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
robaron la idea del logotipo de una manzana mordida, y tuve que
applelar delante de un juez.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
gente se divide en dos: los que tienen mala memoria y...</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hoy
día, leerse un libro entero es una hazaña de tomo y lomo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
la película "El planeta se los simios", el protagonista
estaba con el mono.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
fruteros no pueden dormir, porque tienen miedo a que venga el coco.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
pez más goloso es el besugus.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un chino aprende a tocar el arpa, ¿se convierte en arpachino?</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Desde
pequeño supe que iba a tener un IPhone; jugaba a comunicarme con un
hilo y dos yogures.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
Asterix no usa el pc de sobremesa, usa el portutatil.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
mecánicos gordos, para trabajar no se ponen un mono, sino un gorila.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Seguimos
esperanto que se invente una lengua universal.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estudios
científicos han demostrado que los estudios científicos mienten.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sí
escribes algo, déjalo ir y si regresa, es palíndromo, si no, nunca
lo fue.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
amor eterno es cosa de vampiros.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
tengo mucho frío duermo de heladito.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
soy tartamudo, soy pastelsordo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
objetivo de mi cámara es hacer fotos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
quitaron el palo vertical a la suma, y ahora es un signo venido a
menos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
suma la inventó un español, poniéndole un palo a la resta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
pasa si bebes veneno caducado? ¿Te mata más o mejora tu salud?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué al pedir un White Label solo pronunciáis correctamente White?
¿Es eso a lo que os referís con nivel de inglés medio?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
gente corriente ¿alterna?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Menudas
conversaciones que nos pegamos por telepatía ¿eh?... ¿Cómo?..
¿Que tú no tienes telepatía?.. ¿Y yo con quién hablo?... ¿Hola?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gustan mucho los pisos altos. Podría decirse que soy un fan ático.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
tanto hambre que me comería un solomillo de ternera al roquefort.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hummm...
¿De madera que tú eres Pinocho?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
me fui a casa dándole vueltas a una cosa. Se llama rotonda.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Schrödinger
era muy optimista, veía a su gato medio vivo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
sentido arácnido es el menos común de los sentidos.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mala
leche es ser mudo y que tu madre te compre unas CONVERSE.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día vi una película muy mala. Se notaba que los efectos de
sonidos en las explosiones era la voz de un tartamudo diciendo
bombona.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Eres
un insensible por comer melón. ¿Acaso sabes a cuántos sapos han
despellejado para hacer la piel?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
mayor crueldad es dejar plantado a un sauce llorón.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Existe
un cartel de “No tocar”, en braille?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
manga es un estado de anime.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Así
que si te preguntan si sabes cuál es el símbolo químico del
Nobelio, siempre puedes contestar que No.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
una memoria de… ¿cómo se llama ese animal grande con colmillos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hoy
hace 3 años que me inventé una efeméride.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
puesto una hoja de reclamaciones en el 100 Montaditos, porque hoy era
todo a 1€ y la cuenta fue mucho más.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vaya
escándalo monta la gente por el canibalismo. Y ¿quién no se ha
comido un padrastro alguna vez?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
wokie en 1000 gruñidos. El método del profesor Chewbacca</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
pintores están entre la espátula y la pared.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
rompe una pareja de relojes, ¿se dan un tiempo?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hola,
me llamo Ícaro, vivo aquí alado.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hay
muchas mangueras de apagar un incendio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Macedonia
aparte de ser un yogur, es un país.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
último animal que creó Dios fue el delfín.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
magos sacan conejos de la chistera, cuando tendrían que sacar
chistes.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">L3N6U4
y M4T3M4T1C45, a veces las confundo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Desde
que me aconsejaron que hiciera autocrítica, el Seat Ibiza me parece
mal y el Seat León bien.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-51623960894332648802017-09-22T20:04:00.000+02:002017-09-22T20:04:26.846+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (89ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
estoy quitando el miedo a las alturas, a una velocidad de vértigo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dadme
un punto de apoyo, y moveré una maqueta a escala del mundo, como
mucho.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
mí me encanta la F1. Es una tecla muy útil, la pulsas, y te sale la
ayuda.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
la fe mueve montañas, ¿quién las coloca después en su sitio?</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya
siendo jóvenes, Atila y su caballo sabían que estaban hechos, el
huno para el potro.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
juegues al ajedrez, elige siempre las blancas. Las negras duran la
mitad.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
pomada no sirvió para nada. Un güento chino.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
fines de semana me gusta ser extravagante, es decir, me gusta extra
vagar.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
70% agua y 30% sed.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Así
como de una boda siempre sale otra boda, del bautizo de un gremlin
siempre sale otro bautizo, y de ése otro... y así indefinidamente.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Que
atrebida es la hignorancia.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Trabajar
fabricando pilas, tiene su lado positivo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
ido dos veces a Álava, y jamás he conseguido seguir una
conversación. Siempre hablan todos alavés.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quiero
ser recordado como el inventor de la radio con subtítulos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
sabes lo que tienes, hasta que salen las notas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ahora
que pienso, lo mismo el champú de camomila no huele a camomila.
Quiero decir: nunca he olido la camomila, quizá me están engañando.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
es lo opuesto al lado oscuro? ¿El "lado claro"? ¿El "lado
luminoso"? ¿El "lado en tonos pastel"?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
de las leyendas artúricas más antiguas, y menos conocidas, narra la
historia de cuando la espada Excálibur, aún era Cálibur.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sé
muchísimo de la Prehistoria, lo que no está en los escritos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hay
que levantarse con buen humor. Jijiji. Jojojo. Jujuju. Jajaja.
Jejeje.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
ofrece puesto de contorsionista. Horario flexible.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los egipcios les encanta la papiroflexia.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
Capitán Garfio tiene mucho gancho.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
tú me dices Ben, me enfado, porque yo no me llamo así.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Este
banco está ocupado por un padre y por un hijo (Luis), el padre se
llama Juan y el hijo ya te lo he dicho.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ser
reiterativo es ser reiterativo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
comer verdura adelgaza, ¿por qué las vacas están tan gordas?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuaderno
de Pitágoras: a² + b² = c².</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siempre
hay que tener un insecticida en casa, por si las moscas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"Mentalmente"
es una redundancia. Obviamente.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Desde
que me hice en casa una escalera de caracol, siempre llego tarde.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
sólo tengo puesto el corrector ortográfico del móvil, para
escribir bien cocreta.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
tires tu microondas viejo, úsalo de taburete.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hay
dos tipos de lusos: Los que son de Portugal, y los Rusos para un
chino.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los bebés de los mecánicos, los trae el cigüeñal.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
han contado, que un primo de mi vecino, le dijo al cuñado de su
hermana, que tenía un amigo, que había oído, que me gusta
cotillear.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tener
un hijo, plantar un árbol y escribir un libro es fácil, lo difícil
es criar un hijo, regar el árbol y que alguien lea el libro.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Qué
despistado soy. He ido a la cocina a poner una lavadora, y resulta
que ya había otra en su hueco.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
encontrado la manera de perderme.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
fregona de Rubik no tuvo tanto éxito.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
comunican por el pinganillo, que no tengo pinganillo, y que me quite
la cereza del oído.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hacer
repostería es muy complicado. Cada vez que pongo el horno a 180
grados, se me vuelcan las magdalenas.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-29331407136674908962017-08-14T09:24:00.000+02:002017-08-14T09:24:13.224+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (88ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
coche es tan viejo, que en vez de ordenador de abordo, lleva un
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
la vuelta de cada esquina hay una esquina de vuelta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
los chinos, te dan gato por liebre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
edad más dura es la de piedra.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
fundador de Ikea tenía la cabeza bien amueblada.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Huno
para todos y todos para Huno. Atila</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
mal tiempo buen paraguas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
submarinistas se lo pasan bien en el fondo</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
sé si técnicamente es telepatía, pero soy capaz de leer la mente
de la gente a la que le doy un pisotón. Sobre todo el primer
segundo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siempre
me ha fascinado la alta tecnología de los carteles de "usted
está aquí" . Localización GPS para cada persona del mundo,
flipa.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
algún día recojo a la chica de la curva, dejaré que conduzca ella,
no creo que sea tan tonta de estrellarse dos veces en el mismo sitio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Muchos
habréis aprobado el carnet de conducir a la primera, pero a saber
cuántos habéis metido un pincho USB correctamente a la primera.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
hardware hablando con otro hardware: "Hello, Hardware you?"</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
tengo una crisis de identidad, me leo detenidamente mi DNI y se me
pasa.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
no sabes decir en inglés que te gustan mucho las tarjetas de
crédito, un consejo: "I´m pro Visa"</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
raro, cuando estoy en la compuerta de la estación espacial para
salir al exterior, siento como si mis compañeros me hicieran el
vacío.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
hermano mayor de Samuel L. Jackson se llama Samuel XL. Jackson. Y
hasta aquí mi conferencia sobre multiculturalidad.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
fue antes los neumáticos Michelín o llamar a las lorzas michelines?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
verbos tienen un "pretérito anterior", ¿y por qué no un
"presente actual" o un "futuro porvenir", ya que
estamos con las redundancias?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿A qué planta va?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Al ficus.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un cloroformo que quita el sentido.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi libro: "Libro" hablo de los metalibros.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿A
nadie se le ha ocurrido sacar la CocaColaCao, CocaCola con sabor a
chocolate?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Escribiré
mis memorias cuando me acuerde de algo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
el fondo hay que reconocer que los árbitros son muy leales. Siempre
están ahí cuando te hacen falta.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">CONSEJO
DE AHORRO: En los pack de yogures que ponga "llévate</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">3+1
gratis" Coged sólo el gratis, no os llevéis los demás</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
encantan los jeroglíficos en las π ramides.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
acabado la reforma del baño, y me ha quedado que te cagas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
dijeron que desafinaba en la séptima nota y se cabreó mucho.
Muchisimo. Estaba fuera de si.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué los faquires comen cristales, y yo me tengo que cortar la boca
con un caramelo?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
soy de los optimistas que ven el zombie medio vivo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
mejores boxeadores son los de color, porque el negro pega con todo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
gnomos provenían de los países bajos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuchillo
de cocina 1 - Dedos 9.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
el típico que dice que si te atropella algo, que te atropelle una
ambulancia, que ya te curan y esas cosas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cómo
se escribe té?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Con te de té.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Siempre se me olvida. Gracias.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
un universo paralelo, en vez de luchadores de sumo, existen los
luchadores de resto.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
puerta chirriaba tanto que me sacaba de quicio. Me vengué, la saqué
de quicio.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
peor de ser un espía secreto es no poder presumir de ello.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
mayoría de los turrones duros, deberían de llevar el siguiente
aviso: "Mantener fuera del alcance de los piños".</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un amigo que es actor y coprófago. Cada vez que va a actuar le deseo
mucha mierda.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-3070614608123083312017-07-12T19:41:00.000+02:002017-07-12T19:42:30.494+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (87ª PARTE)<style type="text/css">p { margin-bottom: 0.25cm; line-height: 120%; }</style>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
calvos son personas brillantes.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
maestro de levitación dice que estoy suspendido.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hay
dos tipos de Polacos: Los que nacen en Polonia y los helados enormes.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">–
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Habla
usted inglés bien?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I
create that yes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los violentos los tiraba al océano Pacífico.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
emperatriz más positiva era Sisí.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
china corriendo por un cementerio es una lápida.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
un día sientes que nadie te extraña, ve a una gasolinera, ahí
siempre te van a echar de menos.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Superman
está pasado de moda está de capa caída.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
eché mi colonia de cloroformo, y toda la gente que pasaba a mi lado,
caía rendida a mis pies.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
voy al centro antes que fuera comercial.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
la pasta que me ha costado el iPad, podrían haberme puesto la
manzana entera.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
pasar la barca, el barquero no me dijo nada. Creo que ni me vio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Curioso
experimento: Si untas una tostada de mantequilla por los 2 lados y la
tiras al suelo, te calzan una colleja que te dejan sin empastes.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ante
la duda, acudid al diccionario.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
curioso, le he tirado una peonza a un coche en marcha, y ha hecho un
trompo.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
cuerdo perdido.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
especialistas trabajan el doble.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya
es casualidad, que todos los gatos que he atropellado hoy, fuesen por
la séptima vida.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Lugar de nacimiento y color favorito.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Denver, colorado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
aprobado solfeo con nota.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Escribo
sin faltas de ortogarfía. Otrografía. Otrogarfía. Bueno, pero tú
me entiendes.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">De
pequeño siempre se me morían los peces. No sé si es que les echaba
demasiado de comer, si los sacaba demasiado poco a pasear...</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
he pedido un descuento al cirujano, y me ha puesto mala cara.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
es poesía? ¿Y tú me lo preguntas? Mira, ven, que te dejo un
libro...</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
día que invente una máquina del tiempo me forro, porque el tiempo
es oro.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aún
me sorprende que con sólo 27 letras en el alfabeto, se puedan
escribir tantas tonterías.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
ver, los que quieran parecerse a la Estatua de la Libertad que
levanten la mano.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sólo
os voy a decir dos palabras: dos palabras.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
atún a primera vista, parece bonito.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">♫
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">16.532
elefantes se balanceaban... ♫ Se me metió ayer la cancioncilla en
la cabeza, y aún no he podido quitármela.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
insomne siempre le toca bailar con la Morfea.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nunca
tiréis la toalla. A no ser que estéis jugando a un juego, cuyo
objetivo principal consista en tirar una toalla, entonces sí.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
estacionar un coche fúnebre es más seguro dejarlo en punto muerto.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quien
tiene un amigo tiene un tesoro, siempre y cuando ese amigo tenga un
mapa pirata del tesoro. Y esté dispuesto a compartir.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
os lo vais a creer, pero he ido a la biblioteca a pedir el libro de
reclamaciones, pero ya estaba alquilado.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
me levanto más pronto que tarde, se me hace tarde más pronto.</span></span></span></div>
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</span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya
no sé si mi teléfono es móvil o fijo, porque siempre lo tengo
conectado al cargador.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tras
meses ahorrando me compré los zapatos que me gustan, y en la caja
sólo venía uno. No hay derecho.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aquí
hay agua. Lo sé de buena fue</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">nte.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Da
igual si hay 6.670.903.752.021.072.936.960 de lo que sea. Yo sé que
tú no te has leído el número completo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado una bicicleta estática. Bueno, es normal, pero no la
uso.</span></span></span></div>
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</span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Oliva
no lleva tilde, pero se aceituna.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
Siesta debería llamarse Noesta, y así a uno no lo molestan.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todos
preparados, que empieza ya la emisión del programa especial sobre la
levitación. ¿Listos? ¡Estamos en el aire!</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
hubo un rey, que se preocupó por hacer una cronología exacta de su
linaje, ése fue Carbono XIV.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Han
cerrado mi tienda favorita, y me he quedado en estado de shop.</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
mí me da mucho miedo entrar en el cuarto de baño, porque tú entras
allí, y te cagas.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
socorristas rusos saben hacer el vodka vodka</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
se construye una motora en un psiquiátrico, ¿es una locomotora?</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Preguntan
en un examen: “Nombra a un rey europeo”. Y respondí: “No creo
que tenga potestad para hacerlo, pero nombro a mi compañero Pedro,
rey de Hungría”.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día fui con mis amigos a un restaurante de cinco tenedores. El
problema fue que éramos seis.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
tienes mala memoria, no deberías jugar con boomerangs.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
me quedé sin papel higiénico. Fue la primera vez que un libro de
autoayuda, me ha ayudado en algo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día vi a un tartamudo con una camiseta de Kukuxumusu. Le
pregunté; - Tío, ¿de qué marca es tu camiseta?. Y hubo que
llevarlo al hospital.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
Frigopie es el alimento perfecto, para un caníbal, que quiere
empezar a dejarlo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
debiera mucha pasta, y me quedara sólo un poco de dinero, me lo
gastaría en un traje de novia, así si el cobrador del frac me
persiguiera, la gente se pondría de mi lado.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
dos personas cruzan miradas es que se gustan. Cuando lo hace una
sola, es que es bizco.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
percha es un boomerang fácil de guardar.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
viendo un partido de fútbol, y creo haber visto al árbitro correr
con bata y pantuflas. Debe ser el típico "árbitro casero".</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
me gusta que la gente sepa que tengo hipo, así que cuando me da tres
veces, digo; ¡¡hurra!!.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
color negro adelgaza, el color blanco engorda, así que creo que, la
cebra siempre está en su peso ideal.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
curiosidad mató al gato, concretamente, mi curiosidad por ver cuánto
aguantaba en el horno.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
tiburones comen personas y a otros peces, así que cuando un tiburón
ve a una sirena, pensará; ¡¡Bien, un plato combinado!!</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
muy cruel que la palabra “analfabeto”, contenga la palabra
“anal”. Pero bueno, ellos no lo sabrán nunca.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he dado cuenta que no hay maniquíes de ancianos. Los hay de adultos,
de niño de niña, e incluso de embarazada, pero no ves uno de una
persona mayor, lo que me ha llevado a pensar que los maniquíes
tienen una esperanza de vida muy baja. Su mensaje es: viste bien
porque la vida es corta.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cómo
será la sopa de letras en Japón?</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Debajo
de mi casa hay un cartel en el que pone; “Prohibido arrojar
basura”. Así que la dejo con cuidado en el suelo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Por
cierto, está científicamente comprobado que un pedo sonoro es mucho
más divertido, si justo antes de tirártelo, levantas las manos y
dices: “hey, tengo una idea”.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Creo
que el que le puso el nombre al ascensor, no debió darse cuenta, de
que también podía ir hacia abajo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cualquier
jamón tiene cinco jotas, cuando lo pronuncia un tartamudo.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
tiene pinta de que el inventor del boomerang tuviera muchos amigos,
¿verdad?</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Creo
que debe ser muy duro, para alguien que ha suspendido las oposiciones
a policía, ver a un perro policía.</span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palabras del corazón son las más bonitas: sístole, diástole,
aurícula, arritmia. ¿No son una cucada?</span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
nacido con el don de abrir puertas con la mente, en los centros
comerciales. Envidiadme.</span></span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-79320148708804092902017-05-02T19:37:00.000+02:002017-05-02T19:37:58.515+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (85ª PARTE)
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué existen las sopas de letras, y no las sopas de ciencias?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
pretérito pluscuamperfecto, hoy imperativo, mañana futuro
compuesto. Son tiempos difíciles.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
construir la nueva playa, aporté mi granito de arena.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Fui
a una granja de ovejas a comprar, y pregunté ¿quién da la
beeeeeee?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¡Aviso
a todas las unidades! ¡Formen grupos de 10!..... ¡Aviso a todas las
decenas...!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Acabo
de caerme de las escaleras, y me he dado cuenta de por qué se llaman
pel daños.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
la corazonada de que me va a dar taquicardia.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Así
habló, así así, así habló, así así, así habló, así así,
así habló Zaratustra que yo le viii...</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cada
vez que digo "et voilà" se gira mi abuela.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cómo
pueden saber los pastores cuántas ovejas tienen sin dormirse al
contarlas?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Cómo
se llaman esos moluscos en los que te puedes encontrar una perla?</span></span></span></span></span>
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">- </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Ostras
tío, no tengo ni idea.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
gatos vagos aplican la ley del minino esfuerzo.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
más cerca que he estado de un spa, ha sido un plato de spaguettis.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
intentado escribir una novela negra, pero me he quedado en blanco.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
aquí una piedra, que me ha salido por un riñón.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
me ha roto la caja de Choco Crispis, he sufrido un derrame cereal.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día estuve viendo un documental sobre el triángulo de las
Bermudas, y me desapareció el mando.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vengo
del futuro, y os traigo un presente.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Por
hache o por be, siempre confundo "haber" con "a ver"</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
fue antes la letra “Y” o el tirachinas?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme...</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Sea mas concreto, o no podremos mandar la grúa.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
Escocia, monstruo, es un halago.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
me han quitado las ganas de reír, pero seguro que si escribo la jota
y la a muchas veces, me reiré automáticamente, jajajajajaa. Pues
sí.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
me levanto por la mañana hago 5000 abdominales, porque he oído que
hay que desayunar fuerte.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">- </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
deben vernos juntos.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Pero
somos siameses.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">- </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">¡Chitón!
Disimula, creo que viene alguien.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span></span></span>
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dicen
que llover es un verbo impersonal, pues yo creo que es el más
personal de todos, porque es; llo – ver.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hola,
soy el tiempo y estoy harto de la frasecita "El tiempo me dará
la razón". A mí no me metáis en vuestros rollos.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dicen
que un par de kiwis son buenos para ir al baño. Yo prefiero mis
pantuflas. Más cómodas y no pongo perdido el pasillo.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
dije "necesito tiempo" y me mandó a la mierda. ¡PERO SI
YO SÓLO QUERÍA QUE ME REGALARA UN RELOJ!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
todo lo que hemos evolucionado, y todavía seguimos confundiendo una
papelera con un paragüero.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
matemáticos esquimales son fríos y calculadores.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un libro para adelgazar, me lo he comido y aquí estoy,
esperando a ver cuándo hace efecto.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nunca
podré aprender a escribir chino, porque no sé dibujar.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
tenemos frío se nos pone la piel de gallina, pero yo creo que lo
normal sería, que se nos pusiera la piel de pingüino</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">He
escrito una trilogía de dos libros sobre la pereza.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Supongo
que los extraterrestres, cuando se acerquen a nuestro planeta
gritarán; “¡¡Tierra a la vista!!”. </span></span></span></span>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
alguien me pregunta "¿Cómo sabías que esto iba a pasar?",
le miro seriamente a los ojos, y le digo: "Vengo del futuro".</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
báscula me ha montado un numerito. Uno GORDO.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cada
cuánto hay que regar el pánico una vez sembrado?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Voy
a llevar mi reloj de sol a reparar, porque se me para por las noches.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
llevo muy bien con el panadero, hemos hecho buenas migas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
han enseñado un poco de lenguaje de signos, y del asombro de
comprobar todo lo que se puede decir con ellos, me he quedado sin
palabras.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Buenas, ¿Me da una pista para jugar al tenis?</span></span></span></div>
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Sí, claro... Se juega con una cosa, que se parece a una guitarra.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vivaldi
fue un compositor bastante Allegro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Os habéis fijado, que la palabras "estudiantes" está compuesto por las palabras "estudia", "día" y "antes"? ¿Casualidad? No lo creo. </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
fijación por la gomina.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
cocodrilo lloraría si se pierde en LaCoste</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Químicamente
hablando, el alcohol es una solución.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
mis cálculos no me fallan, estoy bien de los riñones.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Estado
civil?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Docivil ya no vive aquí.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
estudio de los árboles se divide en varias ramas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
veces me gusta consultar libros sobre infusiones. ¿Que no hay de
manzanilla? Poleo menta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
vende contradicción. Interesados, abstenerse.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hoy
he roto un espejo, y eso significa 7 años de mala suerte, pero ya
hablé con mis abogados, y van a hacer todo lo posible, para que sólo
sean 4.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
día menos pensado es probablemente el 79 de juliembre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
piensas que estoy anticuado, es porque no has escuchado el temazo que
tengo grabado, en la cara B de mi cinta TDK de 90.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día, iba hecho un pincel, y se me cayó un bote de pintura
encima.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Voy
a sacar todo el dinero del banco, espero que lo tengan en cuenta.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Y
Dios bajó del Cielo, y no había nada, y dijo: "Que caiga mucha
nieve de la montaña", y se hizo el alud.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Comprovado.
¿Hola? ¿Alguien tiene un vado? ¡¡Estoy interesado en comprar un
vado!! *grillos*.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Hola, quería unos zapatos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Qué pie usas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Los dos, para no caerme, llámame raro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué les llaman “anchoas” si se ve que son “estrechoas”?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
puesto un pósit en la nevera sin nada escrito, para acordarme de que
tengo que comprar pósits.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué existe el gas natural y no el gas azucarado?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
el orden de los factores no altera el producto, la gente indie, ¿es
indie gente?.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
Titanic lo protagonizaron Timón y Pumba, en realidad: GIRARON A LA
DERECHA EL TIMÓN Y, ¡¡PUMBA!!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
oso con garfio me resulta hookoso.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
hace un mago en una playa? Nada por aquí, nada por allá.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pues
yo siempre había creído, que el abuelo de Heidi se llamaba Dimetú.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Va
uno y se muere. Moraleja: no vayas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cada
vez que veo el cartel en la carretera de "Paso elevado" me
pregunto ¿Elevado a cuanto?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
da pena que un matrimonio de hombres – lobo, nunca puedan celebrar
las bodas de plata.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Utilizaré
los números romanos por las siglas de los siglos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Carpas
Diem, S.L. Grandes descuentos en toldos y pérgolas, pero solamente
hoy. ¡Aprovecha!</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Con
las metáforas no se juega.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Si
no le untas la mantequilla a la tostada y se te cae, levita.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Dato:
si caminas hacia atrás en una cinta caminadora, subes de peso.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Que
me encasillen me saca de mis casillas.</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;">Aún recuerdo aquel día, en el que James Watt presentó su creación y dijo: "Señores, esta máquina vapor ustedes". Nadie lo pilló, pero lo dijo. </span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><br />
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
libros de psicología escritos en árabe, siempre son psicología
inversa.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Alguien
recuerda cuál era la fórmula matemática, para resolver las
quemaduras de segundo grado?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
fui a un bosque para hacer una barbacoa. Aparqué en el quinto pino,
y sinceramente, no estaba tan lejos.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Al
dromedario le joroba que lo llamen camello.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llueve.
Lluvia 1 – Aguacero</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dice
el dicho que; “lo que mal empieza, mal acaba”. Con los puzzles,
en cambio, lo que viene en piezas, bien acaba.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Que
el fin del mundo se acerca es evidente. No se va a alejar.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
llamo Sara y tengo mpión.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #202020; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Desde
hace días, tengo una duda que me impide dormir. ¿Por qué cuando
alguien escribe "Uhhhhh", la gente lee las haches como úes?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
voy a poner los dientes largos. :DDDDDDDDDD.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
lees esto, lo más probable que lo hagas sin leerlo en alto y lo leas
para ti. Ya puedo decir que, al menos, te he tenido en mente.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ESPERAD
UN SEGUNDO. ¿Lo oléis? ¿No? ¿NO? ¿Y ahora? ¿Y ahora? ¿Y ahora?
¿No? ¿Y ahora? ¡¿NO?! Pues habrá sido un pedo de esos que no
huelen.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Canadá es un país?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ay Quebec las cosas que dices.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
donde se vende carne se llama carnicería... donde se vende queso..
¿qué sería?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Voy
a realizar un viaje a Arabia Saudí, y necesito que alguien me medio
oriente.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
cinto antes de ser cinto, ¿es un precinto? y si es doble, ¿es un
recinto?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Oye Gollum, ¿has marcado tú o Frodo?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Eeeessss miiiiiii gooool.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
vuelvo a poner posters de aviones en mi cuarto, se despegan todos</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he puesto moreno durante la vendimia por los rayos UVA.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
planeta Tierra se mueve a una velocidad de casi treinta kilómetros
por segundo, y aquí la gente no para de decir que estamos parados.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
relojes despertadores llevan toda una vida acabando con nuestros
sueños.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Odio
que el Renault Megane.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
os compréis la revista Tiempo, que decepción, no va de
meteorología.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mis
notas eran: suspenso, suspenso, suspenso, suspenso… Por eso trabajo
hoy en un taller de coches, soy experto en suspensiones.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer
vi dos llaves entrando en una escuela, deben de ser llaves maestras.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
he compuesto una canción a mi médico y nadie entiende qué quiere
decir la letra.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Disfruto
de jugar con letras abcs.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Detrás
de toda gran mujer hay un gran hombre, detrás de toda gran vaca hay
un gran toro y detrás de toda gran oca hay un gran parchís.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Conocí
en persona a David Copperfield y me hizo una gran ilusión.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Soy el genio de la lámpara.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Mentira, ese fue Edison.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><br />
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Diré
la verdad: abuso de los puntos suspensivos, porque son gratis: si
hubiera que pagar por ellos, no los pondría.........................</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Te
aburres? Unta una tostada con mantequilla, y añádele un muelle.
¡Horas de diversión!</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Por
cierto, hyrfe9wgav%dpñ ¿es con h o sin h?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
tan guapo que la renta se me declara.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Delfínase
en dos palabras.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Mamífero marino.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
chuletón enfadado, ¿es carne picada?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">De
las operaciones matemáticas la que más me gusta es la resta, con
diferencia.</span></span></span></div>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
me aburro, me registro en foros de cocina y escribo recetas que no
salen.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Quiere bolsas?</span></span></span></div>
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No, gracias. He traído un pelícano.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
estudio alerta de que la mayoría de accidentes domésticos, se
producen en casa.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué los números romanos son letras pero las letras romanas no son
números?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un trabajo temporal explicando el origen de los continentes, pero es
pangea para hoy y hambre para mañana.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Por
la mañanas mi despertador no es un despertador, yo no me pongo el
Iphone ni el despertador, yo tengo un gallo en la mesita de noche, el
gallo se pone el Iphone y cuando se despierta el gallo, me despierta
a mí y luego nos vamos los dos a comer Corn Flakes de Kellogg's.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sé
dónde está la mediana de una autopista, pero la grande y la pequeña
ya no.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Qué
es 50 céntimos mirándose al espejo? Un euro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Odio
la incertidumbre y tener que suponer las cosas. Creo que tengo
subjuntivitis.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
abejas son prodigiosas: fabrican cera sin tener orejas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cómo
se dice; rotonda o retonda?, yo creo que se dice retonda, ya que es
un reto meterse en ellas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Cuál
es del diminutivo de Osimbo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¿Qué?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Diminutivo de ''Osimbo''</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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''Osimbito''</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Genial, pediros lo que queráis, que invita este.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
dentista es un inútil, le he dicho mil veces que no sabe poner bien
una anestesia y ya me duele la boca de decírselo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Estoy enfadado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Dónde está Fadado?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
JAJAJA ¡Que no! Que estoy enfadado contigo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Yo no estoy en Fadado, estoy en mi casa.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡QUE NO!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
el copyright del diseño de unos zapatos, pero vendo solamente para
los pies izquierdos, porque tengo todos los derechos reservados.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Perro
ladrador, poco mordedor: vale, pues sabes el típico perro que está
detrás de la verja de una casa, que cuando pasas por delante no sólo
te ladra sino que te enseña los dientes, que hasta te escupe, que se
les inyecta los ojos en sangre y que parece que quiera asesinarte a
ti y a toda tu familia, pues la próxima vez que pases, mete la mano
y acarícialo, total, no has de tener miedo, porque como ladra mucho,
seguro que no te muerde.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ULTIMA
NOTICIA: Incautan alijo de marihuana, al padre lo dejan suelto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"¿Y
yo por qué tengo que entrar la última? ¿Es que soy negra o qué?"
(La bola 8)</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Cuál es la fórmula química del agua?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
H2O</span></span></span></div>
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H2O elevado al cubo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
veces el orden de los factores sí altera el producto: no es lo mismo
calculo Π , que Π calculo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Limpiaparabrisas.
Parachoques. Guardabarros. Parabrisas. Parasol. Guardapolvos.
Retrovisor. Automóvil. Los coches y sus palabras compuestas.</span></span></span></div>
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que el fútbol son once tíos corriendo tras un balón, pero el
atletismo son tíos corriendo tras </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿¡¡</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">QU</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">É</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">!!?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-78058218567668398622017-01-09T12:26:00.000+01:002017-01-09T12:26:05.448+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (81ª PARTE)
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Platero
es pequeño, peludo, suave; tan blando por fuera, que se diría todo
67% poliéster y 33% algodón.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Son
conscientes los australianos de que viven cabeza abajo? Estos son los
grandes temas que interesan de verdad.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
lentillas de usar y tirar, son rapidillas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Gracias
a las peras, supe que existía el olmo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
tiempo se me pasa volando —dijo el pájaro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
vida es eso que pasa siete veces —dijo el gato.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">—</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
siento, señor Gu, pero hubo que cortar por lo sano —le dijo el
cirujano.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Corría
el año 1965..., pero el 1966 lo alcanzó.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Han
multado a la luz por exceso de velocidad.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Perdió
el juicio y perdió el juicio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
escribiendo una obra dramática ambientada en la Revolución
Francesa; es para teatro de guiñol, no dejo títere con cabeza.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
quién doblan las campanas? Yo creo que todo el mundo debería
escucharlas en versión original.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
aquel restaurante barato, pedí la carta de vinos y me trajeron un as
de copas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">iiiiii
! iiiiiii (gente mirando a un bailarín haciendo break-dance)</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Es
usted la bibliotecaria?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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¡SHHHHHHT!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Vale, parpadee una vez, si es que sí, y dos veces, si es que no.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cómprame
un cómic, que no tebeo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
han echado de la empresa por culpa de mi halitosis. Yo no me lo
esperaba, pero por lo visto mis compañeros ya se lo olían.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Supongo
que en el infierno hará un calor de mil demonios.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
la madera del sauce llorón, se fabrica el papel del libro de
reclamaciones.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vengo
del futuro: recuerdos de ustedes mismos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Durante
la Guerra Fría, el uniforme de los soldados incluía una bufanda.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
una carta recientemente descubierta, Isaac Newton reconoce que
algunas cosas, caen por su propio peso.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
científicos aseguran que los chimpancés podrían aprender el
lenguaje humano. Eso sí, contestarían siempre con monosílabo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un nudo en la corbata.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nueve
de cada diez números no llegan a diez.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya,
ni pienso, ni existo. Firmado: Descartes.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
dos astrofísicos se casan, los invitados les gritan : "¡Que
Big Bang los novios!"</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
los caníbales les entra hambre cuando se miran en el espejo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
entiendo cómo alguien puede perder un tren. Son enormes.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
primero que voy a hacer nada más llegar a casa, es entrar por la
puerta.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Existe
una terapia para dejar de ser indeciso, pero no sé si hacerla o no.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llega
el número 100 a casa y le dice al número 10: "¿Qué hay,
decena?".</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Por
qué al final del tráiler de una película ponen "En los
mejores cines", y luego la estrenan en todos?</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Windows
no es tan malo, simplemente tiene sus ventanas y sus inconvenientes.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Desde
que me quedé sordo, nadie me dice lo que tengo que hacer.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"Ningún
dinosaurio sufrió daños durante la filmación de esta película."
(Créditos finales de Parque Jurásico).</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Atila
murió amargado, porque nunca consiguió ser rey de los Hotros.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un libro de bolsillo, ¡¡y no me cabe en el bolsillo!!</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-10610549962114972042016-12-19T10:01:00.000+01:002016-12-19T10:01:41.013+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (80ª PARTE)
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: #ffffff;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Por
ese guante ignífugo, pongo la mano en el fuego.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dejé
el trabajo de fabricante de tableros de parchís, para no
encasillarme.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Fui
a comprar ropa a una tienda de la Edad Media, y me dejé la cartera
en el trovador.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ayer,
aparcando, un policía me dijo que allí no se podía. Y sí, me
costó meterlo, pero le demostré que SE PODÍA. El tío tomó
apuntes y todo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
alguna ocasión he fabricado pavimentos, pero no suelo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
voy a comprar unos libros de buceo, para profundizar en el tema.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
amigo me ha invitado a ponernos un piercing en la oreja. Aún lo
tenemos pendiente.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un guante con garras, si me pagas 15€ te Lobezno.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
astrología es un negocio con mucho futuro.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
me voy de vacaciones pienso, luego Egipto.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado una lámpara y la he frotado esperando al genio. No
surgió efecto. Desde luego, esta lámpara me ha dejado mucho que
desear.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
glóbulos rojos tienen una pantalla de plasma.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
nervioso porque es la primera vez que me pongo corbata. Tengo un nudo
en la garganta.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
métodos de colgar la ropa son algo, que no logro en tender.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
invitas a comer a tu amigo invisible, acabarás harto de repetir que
la silla está ocupada.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
Ocasiones veo coches baratos.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Como
llevas tu ludopatía?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bien, casino juego nada.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pedonen,
¿Dónde se compan letas sueltas paa el teclado? Es paa un amigo.
Gacias.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me.
complace deciro)s que ya dom¡no perfectamente el, uso d:e los
signos" de puntuación¿</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
precio del asfalto me importa un camino.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¡Taxi!
¿Ve ese césped? ¡Ségalo!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Me
puede decir donde está esta calle?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Que calle?</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
No no, que me lo diga.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Lo
contrario de un imperdible es un paraguas.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
decidido abandonar definitivamente la prosa; puede decirse que soy un
poeta converso.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Que
te muerda un perro da rabia.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
reloj parado está perdiendo el tiempo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
sudadera, como su propio nombre indica, es para sudar. Si no tienes
intención de sudar ¿por qué no te pones un jerseycito?</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Hola, quería comprar una moto de nieve.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bien, yo le vendo una. ¡Pero en verano se le va a derretir!</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">˙sǝʌǝɹ
lɐ ǝlɐs ǝɯ opoʇ ʎoH</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
piedra en el canino, me enseñó que mi destino, era la clínica
dental.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
casa del guerrero, espada de palo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
debería estudiar a Bach en el Bachillerato.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
veo una naranja, me pregunto cómo han hecho para encontrarse las dos
mitades.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
pastor joven no cuidaba bien el rebaño, y le dieron un tirón de
ovejas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
espejismos son ilusiones ópticas. Los espejos, desilusiones ópticas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
hambre es un lobo para el hombre.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
con los palíndromos, una relación de Roma-oído.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
amas a un taxista, déjalo libre.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
patinete desciende del monopatín.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Alguien
tiene una cigarra? Es para una hormiga.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Con
esta moda de los tatuajes, hay muchas más personas ilustradas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pobre
Coyote: era siempre el acmerreir de todo el mundo.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siete
viudas tiene un gato.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
palomitas son la comidilla en el mundo del cine.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
vox populi que nadie sabe latín.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
homínido se convirtió en hombre, cuando dejó de andarse por las
ramas.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
sufriendo un cólico nefrítico: parece ser que mi riñón ha
tropezado dos veces, con la misma piedra.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Es
aburridísimo contar ovejas. Yo siempre me duermo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Queridos
estornudos, si empezáis, acabáis. No hagáis ponerme caras raras.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">
</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
se te rompe la luz que tienes en tu mesita de noche, el seguro
lampara.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
un mundo paralelo, las líneas paralelas se cruzan varias veces.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Alguien
tiene un punto de apoyo? Es para un amigo que quiere mover el mundo.</span></span></span></div>
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</span><div class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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</span><div align="justify" class="western" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
atletas corren tanto, porque el tiempo es oro.</span></span></span></div>
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ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-13881622421946289272016-11-28T13:08:00.001+01:002016-11-28T13:09:20.412+01:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (79ª PARTE)<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 2; widows: 2;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Acabo
de ver El curioso caso de Benjamin Button al revés, y es una
historia de lo más normal.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ben Affleck</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Sí?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Vete Affleck</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
torero que escribe con la izquierda es un diestro zurdo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quitando
mi físico, mi poca delicadeza, mi escasa salud mental, mi falta de
dinero y mi nulo romanticismo, creo que soy un buen partido.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿De qué trabajas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
De jardinero</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Pues me podrías prestar 1000 euros</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hola,
soy tu yo del futuro. Vengo a decirte, que tengas cuidado con ese
arcón congelador, que acabas de comprar. No se abre desde dentro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
cirugía estética es como una religión, sus fieles son muy debotox.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Vaya
ciego que lleva ese perro guía.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
caballo regalado, no se le miran los soldados griegos, que vienen
dentro.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Oye, ¿cómo se dice 10 en inglés?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ten</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ah, un diccionario de inglés, gracias</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
De nada</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
gusto, los colores. No, perdona. Para gusto los sabores y para vista
los colores.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
visto a Peter Parker muy rarito últimamente, ¿Qué bicho le habrá
picado?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
que irme al centro ecuestre. Vuelvo en una hora hípico.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Entra
un Jedi en una peluquería, y se hace un cambio de Luke.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Llevo
sin molar desde que fui al dentista.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Quería apuntarme al gimnasio</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Claro, ¿quiere definir musculatura?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Pues creo que es; conjunto de fibras contráctiles entrelazadas entre
sí</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Han
intentado ponerme una camisa de fuerza, y me he quedado de brazos
cruzados.</span></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuánto
daño ha hecho el boxeo.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado el juego Gran Turismo 5 y menudo chasco. No se puede
viajar, ni siquiera salir del circuito. ¡De turismo nada, farsantes!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Te
digo que te lleves el paraguas, y tú, como quien oye llover.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
os olvidéis de asistir mañana a la manifestación en contra de las
grandes aglomeraciones. ¡Cuantos más seamos, mejor!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Orson Welles</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
<span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Ahora me ducho</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Los
peces se hacen Selfish?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
sillas, cuando están cansadas ¿dónde se sientan?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Dónde vas?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Al banco, a atracarlo</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡¡Podrías ir a la cárcel!!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
No, no, prefiero ir al banco</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
te doblas el tobillo más de catorce veces, es guince.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Pronto
abriré un negocio de cuidado de ancianos en el desván de mi casa;
un geriático.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
buscáis unos músculos bien definidos, mirad en el diccionario.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
te hinchas a helado mezclado con leche, puedes morir a batido.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Me ha parecido ver ahí una tienda de gafas</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Pues no hay, habrá sido una ilusión óptica</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
echado un camaleón al fuego, y no se ha puesto color fuego, se ha
puesto con un color así como carbón.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
diccionario de sinónimos que me he comprado, es malo, malo, malo y
malo.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
tan obediente, que cada vez que pulso el botón “Mute” del mando
de la tele, me transformo en un X-Men.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
en inglés “ham” es jamón, “hammer” debería significar
jamonero, en lugar de martillo.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bzzzzzzz</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bzzzzzzz.....</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bzzzzzzz</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Bzzzzzzz.....</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">(Conversación
entre un tatuador y un abejorro)</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hay
enfermedades que se curan con Fe. Por ejemplo, la anemia.</span></span>
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Y
digo yo, ¿ser notario no causa anemia?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡¡Mira!!, ¡¡allí hay un taller!!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Anda, no había reparado en él</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
pizza de microondas no sabe para nada a microondas.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
reemplazáramos los animales de la granja, otro gallo cantaría.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
lentillas me salen por un ojo de la cara.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Va
a comenzar el casting para el puesto en la empresa de aspiradoras.
Pónganse en pie todos los aspirantes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Soy
astrónomo. Tengo una habitación en la que estudio el universo. La
llamo la “sala de star”.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Se
puede montar en la cárcel una fiesta con barra libre?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Dos
no discuten si uno es un cenicero, un bote de lejía o cualquier otra
cosa que no sepa hablar.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Jugando
al poker, si tienes escalera, sube.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
direcciones no existen, son los address.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Tenéis
corteza de pan? Es para una miga.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Dónde
no está permitida la entrada a jardineros? En las Islas Anti-podas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Perdona,
¿cuál es la capital de Macedonia? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Skopje. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Pues no sé,
¡escojo Berlín!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
grupo de indios haciendo cola, ¿es una fila india? Pregunto.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Estoy
creando un videojuego. Consiste en ir subiendo parejas de animales a
una embarcación. Lo llamaré el Arcade Noé.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Construyo
casas a domicilio.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Esta
semana he roto 65 ladrillos en la obra, soy de bloque no hay.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
</div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Canadienses,
¡VEO, VEO! </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Quebec?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
Inglaterra no temen al demonio, lo toman por un ser devil.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hace
unos meses disparé a unos pájaros con una escopeta. Luego oí en un
documental que las aves planean. Espero que no planeen mi asesinato.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"Ten,
esto es para ti". "Nine, esto es para ti" en Canarias</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
que confundís "a ver" con "haber" deberíais ser
juzgados ante el tribunal de La Haiga</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
macarrones consiguen pegarse menos que los espaguetis. Están hechos
de otra pasta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Cuando
Rajoy pronuncia la cuádruple S de Mississippi, se curva el espacio
tiempo y ya es Renacimiento en El Corte Inglés</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
de mis zapatillas GEOX maltrataba a la otra. Desde que han puesto una
orden de alejamiento, por fin puede respirar tranquila.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
una canción es mala, es mala, y ni en la versión "unplugged"
tiene arreglos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
calles de mi barrio son pocas, pero bien avenidas.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
tostada siempre cae por el lado de la mano con la que la sostenías.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Una
parada de tren en el corazón de la ciudad.. ¿Se considera parada
cardiaca?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
leía tres o cuatro libros al día, era un auténtico devorador de
libros. Le llamaban Hannibal Lector.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
brazos de levantador de pesas muy, muy pequeñitas.</span></span></span>
</div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
casco es funda mental.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
</span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Aprendí
a diagnosticar otitis, de oído.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mi
tío ha desaparecido. Responde al nombre de Celedonio González
Bolondrio, aunque si le dices "Eh, tú" también se gira.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-62435507887446107592016-10-12T20:08:00.000+02:002016-10-12T20:08:26.317+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (78ª PARTE)
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
le doy la vuelta al mundo, ¿nos caeremos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Atropello
es la primera vez. Si es reincidente será otropello.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Sabes cómo se dice “buenos días” en japonés?</span></span></span></div>
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Ni lo sé, ni me importa</span></span></span></div>
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Se dice konnichiwa</span></span></span></div>
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Kemedaiwá</span></span></span></div>
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Lo dices mal</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
mejor amigo del hombre es el insecto palo, que está ahí, palo
bueno, y palo malo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
badminton es para los malos. Los buenos juegan al goodminton.</span></span></span></div>
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Del 1 al 10, ¿cómo puntuaría su comprensión oral?</span></span></span></div>
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No he entendido la pregunta</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Le
llamamos del más allá, ¿es usted el titular de la güija?</span></span></span></div>
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¿Jugamos a piedra, papel o tijera?</span></span></span></div>
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Venga</span></span></span></div>
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Piedra</span></span></span></div>
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Piedra</span></span></span></div>
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¡¡Otra vez empate!!</span></span></span></div>
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Sí, a ver cuando acaba el Neolítico</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Era
un libro tan malo, que en la última página decía: “POR FÍN”.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Has visto mis gafas?</span></span></span></div>
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¿Las de ver?</span></span></span></div>
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No, las de partir almendras</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
he comprado un matasuegras, y no funciona. Como mucho las asusta.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Estás viendo el partido?</span></span></span></div>
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Sí</span></span></span></div>
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¿Y cómo van?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
En pantalón corto</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Hola
lavadora. Primero de todo, felicidades por el programa. Te sigo todas
las tardes, siempre que puedo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
mejor manera de deshacer la maleta es con ácido sulfúrico.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
ido al examen del conservatorio sin haber estudiado. A ver si suena
la flauta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¿Qué son 50 físicos y 50 químicos juntos?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
100tíficos</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
<div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
nací porque me tiraron de mí, a través del cordón ese, pero no
quería. Vamos, por ombligación.</span></span></span></div>
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¿Qué haces en tu tiempo libre?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Tengo un grupo</span></span></span></div>
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Wow, ¿y qué instrumento tocas?</span></span></span></div>
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El teclado.... es un grupo de WhatsApp</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Todo
lo que tengo se lo debo al banco.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Quién
es? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Soy yo </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Qué vienes a buscar? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- A ti </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Ya es tarde </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Por
qué? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- La rotación de la Tierra hace que aquí ahora sea de noche </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Cierto</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div align="justify" style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Rápido,
coge las cuerdas, unos militares de baja graduación han salido del
cuartel, atemos los cabos sueltos.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Última
hora. Los señores Springsteen y Willis se caen de bruces.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Y
el economista inglés? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="justify" style="line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Hoy no trabaja, hoy £</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
tiras una barra de pan desde un 8º, la _</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
usaría la palabra "causalidad" ni por casualidad.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
vendedores de pañuelos de los semáforos son unos románticos.
Siempre te están pidiendo que les bajes la luna.</span></span></span></div>
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ludopatía y quiero dejar el poker, pero en cuanto barajo la
posibilidad, recaigo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Quise
comprar un mes pero no lo octubre.</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-28550630418427074142016-09-05T19:22:00.000+02:002016-09-05T19:22:01.031+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (77ª PARTE)
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">"El
patito feo" 3D. Próximamente en los mejores cisnes.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Érase
una vez un móvil a su cargador pegado.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Tengo
una casa con dos plantas</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡¡Cómo se nota que tienes dinero!!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Si ya ves, un Geranio y un Rosal</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
hijos de los astronautas van a colegios de educación espacial.</span></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Tengo
un coche tan tan tan viejo que cada vez que me para la guardia civil
en un control me pide: - los papiros del coche.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
siento vacío cuando pienso empty.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">:·:·:·:·:. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Salud </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Gracias.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
te dejas abiertas las puertas de la biblioteca, lo normal es que
entre una corriente literaria.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Siempre
pongo los faros antiniebla, para no atropellar al perro de Heidi.</span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡¡TOC!!
¡¡TOC!! </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Adelante </span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Es aquí la fábrica de patas de palo? </span></span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Sí,
pase </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡¡TOC!! ¡¡TOC!! ¡¡TOC!! ¡¡TOC!!</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">
<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
ventaja de vivir en una casa encantada, es que los fantasmas no te
pisan lo fregao.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Paradoja
es que un esquimal le dé la brasa a otro.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
el papel gana a la piedra, ¿la papiroflexia gana a la escultura?</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Enhorabuena
al explorador que divisó un gran conjunto montañoso y lo llamó
Montañas Rocosas. Menos mal que los océanos ya tenían nombre.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Con
6 letras, garras de ciertos animales</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Zarpas?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- No, pero me gusta
venir al puerto a hacer crucigramas</span></span></span></div>
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</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ya
empieza mal el matrimonio cuando la gente se pone el anillo en el
dedo "anular"</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">El
otro día vi un partido de baloncesto, y no daban pie con bola.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
</div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Se
acaba el verano y llega el fresquito. Batman ya está sacando del
armario la Batamanta.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡¡Mierda!!
¡¡Me ha mordido una serpiente venenosa!! </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- La solución es ungüento </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡¡Ay sí!! ¡¡El de la Caperucita Roja!! </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Trabajar
en una gasolinera, ¿Campsa?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
maquillas un pez muy feo, ¿te parecerá bonito?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
zurdos son personas del otro lado del espejo.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Has
escalado alguna vez el Everest? </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- No, que yo sherpa</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">A
Garfield le han dado el premio a toda una vida. Concretamente, a la
quinta.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 0.48cm; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Si
el patio de mi casa es particular y cuando llueve se moja, como los
demás. ¿Qué tiene de particular?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Los
enanos pueden pensar en voz alta?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
¡¡Corre!! ¡¡Rapido!! ¡¡Necesito cemento!! </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Y eso? </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- No, yeso no,
cemento</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"></span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
encantan los deportes, si por mí fuera, los deportaba a todos.</span></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
sólo le cuento mis secretos al peluquero, porque el que alisa no es
traidor</span></span></span></div>
ISIDORO EGEA RANGELhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024648905190632626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6378961359952299519.post-28542702625855205972016-08-06T20:45:00.001+02:002016-08-06T21:18:20.410+02:00MÁS DE LO MISMO, (76ª PARTE)<style type="text/css">p { margin-bottom: 0.25cm; line-height: 120%; }</style>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">En
mi último libro "Teoría de las cosas obvias", expongo una
teoría sobre las cosas obvias.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Franklin
inventó por accidente el pararrayos cuando llamó a un taxi con un
paraguas en la mano.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Mira
que son estrechos algunos colegios, que tienen que dar clases de
canto.</span><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Los
límites del humor son la h y la r.</span></span><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">He
removido Roma con Santiago y me ha quedado Rosomiaganta.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Nunca
he ido a una fiesta de disfraces. Es más, no sabía que los
disfraces organizaran fiestas.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Yo
no te puedo obligar a que te gusten las películas de Alien. Eso te
tiene que salir a tí de dentro.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Odio
a los que se comportan como niños, ya no les ajunto.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Para
ser astronauta tienes que sacarte un máster del universo.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
intenté suicidar desde un quinto y me hice un chichón, la próxima
vez abriré la ventana.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
palabra "arcaico" es en sí misma arcaica.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Efemérides:
tal día como hoy, hace 37, años creo que fue martes, pero no me
hagáis mucho caso<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">.</span> </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Las
memorias USB tienen una novia en cada puerto.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gusta tejer, coser, bordar, ganchillo Y PUNTO.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
os voy a contar el final de Titanic, que os jorobo la película.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Sumar
está de más. Restar es lo de menos.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Que
un meteorólogo no sepa de meteoritos es una vergüenza, es como si
un podólogo no supiese de podar.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">No
vuelvo a jugar al parchís con un daltónico.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
mosquito se ha instalado en casa con nosotros. Le llamamos
cariñosamente "curiosidad". Cada día competimos para ver
a quién nos pica más.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Ponme
un zumo de... pomelo </span></span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Sí, ¿de qué? </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Pomelo </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Sí, ¿pero de qué? </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Po me lo </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿De que? </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Naranja </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Lo siento, sólo queda de pomelo.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
parece extremadamente sospechoso que ninguno de los calcetines que se
pierden sean de los que tienen agujero. (¬_¬)</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¿Qué
Platón me recomienda? </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Ensaladilla Rousseau, pero el Kantzpacho no
lo Descartes </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Hume... Creo que cogeré el primero </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡Marxando!</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Y
si le ponemos como letra al himno de España algo como: "Nino,
nino, tanino-nino-nino, nino, ni-no, no, tanino-nino-niiii"?
Mola, ¿que no?</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Curioso
qué un dolor en el pecho, si es agudo, puede ser grave.</span><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">La
escuadra y el cartabón tuvieron una pelea, la cosa terminó en un
ángulo muerto.</span></span><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Me
gustan los lápices más que a un tonto un lápiz.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ineptuno:
Dios romano del mar incapaz de dominar las aguas.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Ken
Follet, él y el resto de autores superventas, tienen la letra muy
parecida.</span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- </span></span></span><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">¿Me
podéis decir cómo llamaban los cristianos a las personas que creían
en una religión distinta? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Paganos</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="font-variant: normal;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- ¡Ah! ¿Pero me vais a
cobrar?</span></span></span></span></span><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">Un
frigopie, un frigodedo, dos calippo, tres cornettos, cinco magnums...
Frigonacci<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">-
Voy a hacer unas integrales </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Jajajajaja, pero si tú no sabes ni
sumar </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: large;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">- Ves, por listo te has quedado sin galletas</span></span></span></div>
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